Tuesday, December 12, 2006

My Big, Fat, Afro American Wears Prada

Dear Sir or Ma’am,

I have a wonderful, exciting new script that my partner xxxx and I recently completed. This script offers an exciting new flavor to the world of frame, fashion and the entertainment industry. Indulge yourself for a moment and enjoy reading this comedic script that revolves around two indomitable Afro American women who struggle to survive in the vicious worlds of entertainment and fashion.

The overweight, but beautiful Jazzy is a struggling, very talented, fashion designer working for a successful fashion house. She is unappreciated and taken advantage of by the very company she works for. Her dream is to have her name on her own line of clothing some day. Grace, also overweight and best friend to Jazzy, is a hairdresser by day and struggling comedian by night. She experience problems in her marriage while traveling the road to success. Grace has dreams of becoming a successful comedian and making it to Hollywood and star in an up-coming comedy.

In their struggles to make things happen, they face stereotypes, deception, ridicule, lie and deceit. All the while, they encourage and support one another to make their dreams happen. Life sends these ladies through some interesting twist and turns. They begin to overcome their obstacles one by one and defeat adversity. The possibilities of finding fame and fortune and even love become visible.

Watch Out For The Big Girls is hilarious and heartwarming at the same time and we would love to submit to you a copy of our script. We are currently seeking agent representation to help market our material. The script is copyrighted by the library of congress and registered with WGAE. We hope to hear from you soon.

6 Comments:

At 1:26 PM, Blogger TK said...

"frame, fashion and the entertainment industry"? What's the frame industry? Picture frames? Structural frames?

Also, never agree to a movie that has a part that appears to be written for either Mo'Nique or Queen Latifah. That should etched in stone somewhere.

 
At 10:53 AM, Blogger Norkio said...

I thought the post title was "My Big, Fat, Afro American Wears Panda."

 
At 2:23 PM, Blogger Bargaintuan said...

Did it take both partners to come up with the spelling and grammatical errors?

 
At 3:36 PM, Blogger Cassie Burton said...

Change the title to "Two Tons of Struggle". It won't make any sense, but it's no worse than the query.

 
At 6:59 AM, Blogger cinekat said...

The script is copyrighted by the library of congress and registered with WGAE - dang! And I was all set to plagiarize the hell out of it, maybe by casting Queen Latifah as a hairstylist struggling to gain independence by opening her own salon...

 
At 12:50 PM, Blogger TK said...

I almost peed my pants over "Two Tons of Struggle"!

 

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